- The top ten things one can learn from the past twenty years of television.
Presented by Homer Simpson on Late Night with David Letterman. Sadly, 'Cougar Town' is not a show about people getting attacked by giant cats.
- The top ten Christmas carols of the 2009 holiday season just for you.
A very entertaining collection of carols for the whole family. Be sure to use these when caroling around the neighborhood, you'll be sure to elicit some kind of reaction from families and friends. Merry holidays.
- The top ten signs you're already having a bad holiday season.
7. Need two hands to count number of times you were electrocuted by Christmas lights.
- The top ten Wii games of 2009 according to MSNBC.
My Nintendo Wii has gathered some dust as of late (mostly due to the addition of the Xbox 360 in my household) - perhaps some of these titles can rekindle my interest in the console. Look out 480p, here I come.
- The top ten signs that you may have over-ate on Thanksgiving.
4. You receive personalized 'Thank you' note from the president of Butterball.
- The top ten signs you attended a bad Halloween party.
8. Scariest thing at the party is the expiration date on the onion dip.
- The top ten signs that you're watching a bad ghost movie.
6. Ghost torments people by making delicious paella and not sharing it.
- The top ten signs that you received a bad flu shot.
8. Now that you think of it, it's a little weird that the doctor's office was on the D train
- The top ten reasons you should visit New Zealand presented by the Prime Minister.
5. Get the whanau together, stay in a bach, crack open the chilly bin and slap on your jandals.
- The top ten signs that probably you picked a bad college.
8. School's motto is: 'Truth, Excellence, Delicious Soup'
- The top ten questions to ask yourself before eating fried butter.
4. How many daily servings of fried butter does the USDA recommend?
- The top ten signs that you probably wasted your summer.
5.You can name more than two contestants on 'America's Got Talent'
- The top ten signs you're watching a bad war movie.
9. When you buy ticket, Moviefone guy says, 'Really?!?'
- The top ten things overheard at the White House beer summit.
5) I don't want to freak anybody out, but I just saw Nixon walking down the hall.
- Top ten surprises on the NASA moon landing tapes.
9) Buzz Aldrin won $20 bet by eating a pound of moon dust.
- The top ten signs you're watching a bad wizard movie.
#4 Instead of broomsticks, they ride Dustbusters.
- Top ten things that sound cool when spoken by a giant robot.
Presented by Optimus Prime.
- Have a peek at a list of the world's top ten mega-yachts.
...the Eclipse is now in first place on the list of the world's largest yachts. It reportedly features a missile-detection system, two helicopter landing pads, a swimming pool and a submarine that doubles as an escape pod.
- The top ten questions that congress is receiving about the digital switchover.
Will I have to do a digital switchover for my waffle maker also?
















































































































