Tuesday: May 11, 2010
- The top eleven signs that Facebook has violated your privacy.
If any of the aforementioned signs from this link have happened to you it might be a good time close out your Facebook account. If you're still unsure, check rule number one on the list before proceeding.
Tuesday: March 2, 2010
- The top eleven ways in which geeks would lower health care costs.
11. Let doctors and scientists do whatever experiments they want with genes, medicines, humans, animals. Either mutants will destroy the world or cancer will be cured.
Tuesday: February 16, 2010
- The top eleven geek Winter Olympic events (if they actually existed).
8. Commercial Jump - Olympians are given 2 hours of Winter Olympic programming from NBC, and must get through it as fast as they can on a TiVo without missing any of the actual content. Remote control hacks are legal.
Tuesday: February 9, 2010
- The top eleven undocumented features of HTML5.
3. Enhanced support for people with disabilities by automatically correcting 'its', 'it's' and 'your', 'you're' mistakes on pages. Hey, what happened to item number four?
Thursday: February 4, 2010
- The top eleven signs that a geek probably made your lunch.
'11. It's served to you by a roomba.' The possibility of having lunch (or any meal) served via Roomba gets my inner geek juices flowing. Plus, if any of it spills along the way it will most likely be cleaned up on the next cleaning voyage.
Tuesday: January 26, 2010
- The top eleven unlikely features of the Apple Tablet.
Given the amount of secrecy around this product one of these unlikely features may actually turn out to be true. Alright, all things considered it won't probably won't turn into a robot ...or will it?
Wednesday: January 13, 2010
- The top eleven signs your New Year's resolution has already failed.
Yes, clicking over to the source link and reading this list counts as an admission that you failed to keep your resolutions (see number three). Better luck next year.
Wednesday: December 23, 2009
- The top eleven signs that you've received a Christmas card from a geek.
4. It contains an in-depth explanation of why the picture of Santa delivering toys on the front represents an impossibility.
Tuesday: December 15, 2009
- The top eleven signs that you bought the wrong gift this year.
6. After opening, it gets smashed in your face repeatedly, and that's not its intended purpose.
Tuesday: December 1, 2009
- The top eleven imaginary features of the imaginary Apple Tablet.
9. The startup sound has the ability to tame unicorns and capture leprechauns. My other personal fav: 6. Does not even have a battery to remove. Powered only by your awesomeness.
Tuesday: November 24, 2009
- Eleven more signs that you're at a geek's house for Thanksgiving.
8. Turkey outfitted with fans to keep it cool, and neon lights to make it glow.
Thursday: November 19, 2009
- The top eleven reasons why Darth Vader would make a bad lunch date.
3. Keeps saying 'I have you now' every time he picks up something with the chopsticks.
Wednesday: November 4, 2009
- The top eleven things nerds can do that regular people can't.
4. Fix your computer just by using it, even though it kept crashing for you before.
Tuesday: October 27, 2009
- The top eleven excuses for not giving out candy on Halloween.
2. I calculated the cost / benefit ratio, and saw all cost and no benefit.
Wednesday: October 21, 2009
- The top eleven features you probably won't find in Windows 7.
7. Personal apology from Bill Gates for Windows ME, Vista and IE 6.
Tuesday: October 13, 2009
- The top eleven ways in which geeks can ruin a job interview.
7. Use Yoda-speak through entire interview. 'Working too hard my biggest weakness is.'
Tuesday: October 6, 2009
- The top eleven signs that Google knows way too much about you.
3. The feeding tube used while you're connected to the Google Collective has that minty flavor you love so much.
Monday: September 21, 2009
- Eleven reasons why Apple is still studying the definetly not-rejected Google Voice application.
2. Code sent in hard to read Verdana font.
Tuesday: September 1, 2009
- The top eleven Disney Marvel movies you'll probably see in the near future.
4. The Absent Minded Professor X
Tuesday: August 25, 2009
- The top eleven things that your computer is probably thinking about right now.
7. Mmm... Dorito crumbs. Nom nom nom.
Wednesday: August 19, 2009
- The top eleven ways in which MySpace could potentially be revived.
4. Less embedded media, more pictures of squirrels.
Tuesday: August 11, 2009
- A list of the top eleven failed URL shortening services.
7. youwereprobablylinkingtopornanyway.com
Tuesday: August 4, 2009
- The top eleven signs your wireless carrier sucks.
8) Sales rep keeps bragging how he hasn't had a phone explode in over a week.
Wednesday: July 29, 2009
- The top eleven things overheard during the World of Warcraft movie screening.
5. I loved the cameo by Leroy Jenkins. And yes, there is actually World of Warcraft movie currently in the works.
Tuesday: July 21, 2009
- The top eleven rejected phrases for Neil Armstrong's moon landing.
Wow, it's been a while since I've heard a Kids in the Hall reference.