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Tuesday: May 11, 2010

The top eleven signs that Facebook has violated your privacy.The top eleven signs that Facebook has violated your privacy.

If any of the aforementioned signs from this link have happened to you it might be a good time close out your Facebook account. If you're still unsure, check rule number one on the list before proceeding.

Posted to Weekdaily filed in Funny @ 6:27 AM | Tags (7) | facebook | bbspot | privacy | social | networking | violations | markzuckerburg |  | Discuss (0) |  | facebook | twitter | 83 Clicks | Posted by Vin


Tuesday: March 2, 2010

The top eleven ways in which geeks would lower health care costs.The top eleven ways in which geeks would lower health care costs.

11. Let doctors and scientists do whatever experiments they want with genes, medicines, humans, animals. Either mutants will destroy the world or cancer will be cured.

Posted to Weekdaily filed in Funny @ 7:03 AM | Tags (6) | bbspot | geeks | health | healthcare | mutants | nerdy |  | Discuss (0) |  | facebook | twitter | 25 Clicks | Posted by Vin


Tuesday: February 16, 2010

The top eleven geek Winter Olympic events (if they actually existed).The top eleven geek Winter Olympic events (if they actually existed).

8. Commercial Jump - Olympians are given 2 hours of Winter Olympic programming from NBC, and must get through it as fast as they can on a TiVo without missing any of the actual content. Remote control hacks are legal.

Posted to Weekdaily filed in Funny @ 6:58 AM | Tags (5) | bbspot | events | geek | olympics | unlikely |  | Discuss (0) |  | facebook | twitter | 24 Clicks | Posted by Vin


Tuesday: February 9, 2010

The top eleven undocumented features of HTML5.The top eleven undocumented features of HTML5.

3. Enhanced support for people with disabilities by automatically correcting 'its', 'it's' and 'your', 'you're' mistakes on pages. Hey, what happened to item number four?

Posted to Weekdaily filed in Programming @ 6:50 AM | Tags (5) | bbspot | features | funny | html5 | programming |  | Discuss (0) |  | facebook | twitter | 36 Clicks | Posted by Vin


Thursday: February 4, 2010

The top eleven signs that a geek probably made your lunch.The top eleven signs that a geek probably made your lunch.

'11. It's served to you by a roomba.' The possibility of having lunch (or any meal) served via Roomba gets my inner geek juices flowing. Plus, if any of it spills along the way it will most likely be cleaned up on the next cleaning voyage.

Posted to Weekdaily filed in Funny @ 6:37 AM | Tags (8) | geeky | nerdy | lunch | bbspot | roomba | meal | lunch | clean |  | Discuss (0) |  | facebook | twitter | 27 Clicks | Posted by Vin


Tuesday: January 26, 2010

The top eleven unlikely features of the Apple Tablet.The top eleven unlikely features of the Apple Tablet.

Given the amount of secrecy around this product one of these unlikely features may actually turn out to be true. Alright, all things considered it won't probably won't turn into a robot ...or will it?

Posted to Weekdaily filed in Apple @ 6:18 AM | Tags (8) | apple | bbspot | device | features | funny | slate | tablet | unlikely |  | Discuss (0) |  | facebook | twitter | 34 Clicks | Posted by Vin


Wednesday: January 13, 2010

The top eleven signs your New Year's resolution has already failed.The top eleven signs your New Year's resolution has already failed.

Yes, clicking over to the source link and reading this list counts as an admission that you failed to keep your resolutions (see number three). Better luck next year.

Posted to Weekdaily filed in Funny @ 6:34 AM | Tags (4) | bbspot | fail | funny | resolutions |  | Discuss (0) |  | facebook | twitter | 56 Clicks | Posted by Vin


Wednesday: December 23, 2009

The top eleven signs that you've received a Christmas card from a geek.The top eleven signs that you've received a Christmas card from a geek.

4.  It contains an in-depth explanation of why the picture of Santa delivering toys on the front represents an impossibility.

Posted to Weekdaily filed in Funny @ 6:10 AM | Tags (7) | bbspot | holidays | geek | list | santa | card | signs |  | Discuss (0) |  | facebook | twitter | 37 Clicks | Posted by Vin


Tuesday: December 15, 2009

The top eleven signs that you bought the wrong gift this year.The top eleven signs that you bought the wrong gift this year.

6. After opening, it gets smashed in your face repeatedly, and that's not its intended purpose. 

Posted to Weekdaily filed in Funny @ 6:27 AM | Tags (6) | bbspot | christmas | gift | holidays | present | slurm |  | Discuss (0) |  | facebook | twitter | 39 Clicks | Posted by Vin


Tuesday: December 1, 2009

The top eleven imaginary features of the imaginary Apple Tablet.The top eleven imaginary features of the imaginary Apple Tablet.

9. The startup sound has the ability to tame unicorns and capture leprechauns.  My other personal fav: 6. Does not even have a battery to remove. Powered only by your awesomeness.

Posted to Weekdaily filed in Apple @ 6:39 AM | Tags (6) | tablet | funny | bbspot | imaginary | features | apple |  | Discuss (0) |  | facebook | twitter | 31 Clicks | Posted by Vin


Tuesday: November 24, 2009

Eleven more signs that you're at a geek's house for Thanksgiving.Eleven more signs that you're at a geek's house for Thanksgiving.

8. Turkey outfitted with fans to keep it cool, and neon lights to make it glow.

Posted to Weekdaily filed in Funny @ 6:43 AM | Tags (8) | geek | bbspot | thanksgiving | holiday | neon | turkey | glowing | funny |  | Discuss (0) |  | facebook | twitter | 26 Clicks | Posted by Vin


Thursday: November 19, 2009

The top eleven reasons why Darth Vader would make a bad lunch date.The top eleven reasons why Darth Vader would make a bad lunch date.

3. Keeps saying 'I have you now' every time he picks up something with the chopsticks.

Posted to Weekdaily filed in Funny @ 6:31 AM | Tags (6) | bad | bbspot | darthvader | date | funny | lunch |  | Discuss (0) |  | facebook | twitter | 39 Clicks | Posted by Vin


Monday: November 16, 2009

The grand history of the Internet, in a nutshell.The grand history of the Internet, in a nutshell.

While the complete history of the Internet could easily fill a few books, this article should familiarize you with key milestones and events related to the growth and evolution of the Internet between 1969 to 2009.

Posted to Weekdaily filed in Interwebs @ 8:03 AM | Tags (7) | aol | bbs | history | internet | nutshell | unix | worldwideweb |  | Discuss (0) |  | facebook | twitter | 35 Clicks | Posted by Vin


Wednesday: November 4, 2009

The top eleven things nerds can do that regular people can't.The top eleven things nerds can do that regular people can't.

4.  Fix your computer just by using it, even though it kept crashing for you before.

Posted to Weekdaily filed in Nerdy @ 7:30 AM | Tags (8) | bbspot | funny | nerdy | geeks | computers | crashing | fix | bsod |  | Discuss (0) |  | facebook | twitter | 78 Clicks | Posted by Vin


Tuesday: October 27, 2009

The top eleven excuses for not giving out candy on Halloween.The top eleven excuses for not giving out candy on Halloween.

2.   I calculated the cost / benefit ratio, and saw all cost and no benefit.

Posted to Weekdaily filed in Funny @ 7:26 AM | Tags (6) | halloween | candy | bbspot | cost | benefit | excuses |  | Discuss (0) |  | facebook | twitter | 22 Clicks | Posted by Vin


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