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Tuesday: October 6, 2009

Eleven things that will most likely kill your road trip.Eleven things that will most likely kill your road trip.

As soon as your first few mixes are done and someone suggests you guys switch to Billy Joel, people will start falling asleep, rampantly texting, staring out the window as if drugged.

Posted to Weekdaily filed in Funny @ 8:13 AM | Tags (5) | 11points | billyjoel | downer | killer | roadtrip |  | Discuss (0) |  | facebook | twitter | 26 Clicks | Posted by Vin


The top eleven signs that Google knows way too much about you.The top eleven signs that Google knows way too much about you.

3. The feeding tube used while you're connected to the Google Collective has that minty flavor you love so much.

Posted to Weekdaily filed in Funny @ 7:53 AM | Tags (6) | bbspot | funny | google | information | privacy | security |  | Discuss (0) |  | facebook | twitter | 35 Clicks | Posted by Vin


Thursday: October 1, 2009

Six brilliant movie scientists who happen to suck at their job.Six brilliant movie scientists who happen to suck at their job.

If you cross the streams, you'll destroy the universe. At any given moment, reality as we know it rests in the hands of three clumsy, out-of-shape scientists. Say Venkman trips. End of the universe. Stantz sneezes. End of the universe. Egon prolapses. End of the universe.

Posted to Weekdaily filed in Funny @ 8:03 AM | Tags (6) | cracked | funny | ghostbusters | movies | scientists | streams |  | Discuss (0) |  | facebook | twitter | 45 Clicks | Posted by Vin


Wednesday: September 30, 2009

Five reasons why you secretly want a zombie apocalypse.Five reasons why you secretly want a zombie apocalypse.

No homework, no term papers, no job search, no internship, no cubicle, no bills to pay. There will no longer be mail of any sort; paper or electronic. Identity theft will only happen if you die and come back as a zombie.

Posted to Weekdaily filed in Funny @ 7:51 AM | Tags (4) | cracked | zombies | apocalypse | reasons |  | Discuss (0) |  | facebook | twitter | 24 Clicks | Posted by Vin


Monday: September 28, 2009

The seven funniest moments in the history of The People's Court.The seven funniest moments in the history of The People's Court.

'What is the hardest part about being you?'  Plaintiff: 'The mustache.'

Posted to Weekdaily filed in Funny @ 2:56 PM | Tags (7) | comedy | court | history | moments | peoplescourt | super | tremendous |  | Discuss (0) |  | facebook | twitter | 58 Clicks | Posted by Vin


Seven dogs that accomplished more than we ever will.Seven dogs that accomplished more than we ever will.

Most amazingly, Stubby managed to capture a German spy single-handedly, uncovering the bastard hiding in a bush in no-man's land and making a map of the Allied trenches.

Posted to Weekdaily filed in Funny @ 7:51 AM | Tags (4) | cracked | informative | dogs | funny |  | Discuss (0) |  | facebook | twitter | 24 Clicks | Posted by Vin


Friday: September 25, 2009

The Legend of Zelda... with lyrics.The Legend of Zelda... with lyrics.

'Trust the hero inside, but if you're terrified, purchase the strategy guide.' Brilliant.

Posted to Weekdaily filed in Funny @ 2:00 PM | Tags (8) | funny | funny | gaming | lyrics | music | nintendo | videogames | zelda |  | Discuss (0) |  | facebook | twitter | 38 Clicks | Posted by Vin


The top ten reasons you should visit New Zealand presented by the Prime Minister.The top ten reasons you should visit New Zealand presented by the Prime Minister.

5. Get the whanau together, stay in a bach, crack open the chilly bin and slap on your jandals.

Posted to Weekdaily filed in Funny @ 7:44 AM | Tags (6) | funny | letterman | newzealand | topten | travel | visit |  | Discuss (0) |  | facebook | twitter | 28 Clicks | Posted by Vin


Monday: September 21, 2009

A wishlist of items that might exist on Gene Rodenberry's hard drive.A wishlist of items that might exist on Gene Rodenberry's hard drive.

2. A record of the bet he lost that let Shatner direct Star Trek V.

Posted to Weekdaily filed in Funny @ 11:27 AM | Tags (8) | auction | computer | generodenberry | harddrive | popsci | shatner | startrek | uhura |  | Discuss (0) |  | facebook | twitter | 15 Clicks | Posted by Vin


Friday: September 18, 2009

Fifteen unexpectedly inappropriate Google search suggestions.Fifteen unexpectedly inappropriate Google search suggestions.

The suggestions come from popular search phrases that users put in. Sometimes Google knows exactly what you’re searching for, and other times… ho boy. Here are a few bizarre, sexual and surprising search ideas Google popped up.

Posted to Weekdaily filed in Funny @ 7:43 AM | Tags (5) | google | suggestions | inappropriate | funny | suggest |  | Discuss (0) |  | facebook | twitter | 115 Clicks | Posted by Vin


Tuesday: September 15, 2009

The top ten signs that probably you picked a bad college.The top ten signs that probably you picked a bad college.

8. School's motto is: 'Truth, Excellence, Delicious Soup' 

Posted to Weekdaily filed in Funny @ 2:52 PM | Tags (5) | college | funny | letterman | soup | topten |  | Discuss (0) |  | facebook | twitter | 47 Clicks | Posted by Vin


Friday: September 11, 2009

Ten of the best trampoline fails to end your week with a laugh.Ten of the best trampoline fails to end your week with a laugh.

If you're going to try and replicate any of these fails at home, please wear a helmet. Good night and good luck.

Posted to Weekdaily filed in Funny @ 5:24 PM | Tags (6) | epiccarnival | fail | funny | holes | jumping | trampolines |  | Discuss (0) |  | facebook | twitter | 74 Clicks | Posted by Vin


Thursday: September 10, 2009

The top ten questions to ask yourself before eating fried butter.The top ten questions to ask yourself before eating fried butter.

4. How many daily servings of fried butter does the USDA recommend?

Posted to Weekdaily filed in Funny @ 10:21 AM | Tags (6) | butter | fried | health | letterman | topten | usda |  | Discuss (0) |  | facebook | twitter | 38 Clicks | Posted by Vin


Tuesday: September 8, 2009

The top ten signs that you probably wasted your summer.The top ten signs that you probably wasted your summer.

 5.You can name more than two contestants on 'America's Got Talent'

Posted to Weekdaily filed in Funny @ 7:37 AM | Tags (4) | summer | letterman | topten | wasted |  | Discuss (0) |  | facebook | twitter | 43 Clicks | Posted by Vin


Tuesday: September 1, 2009

The top eleven Disney Marvel movies you'll probably see in the near future.The top eleven Disney Marvel movies you'll probably see in the near future.

4. The Absent Minded Professor X

Posted to Weekdaily filed in Funny @ 7:30 AM | Tags (4) | bbspot | disney | marvel | movies |  | Discuss (0) |  | facebook | twitter | 49 Clicks | Posted by Vin


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