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Wednesday: January 13, 2010

The top eleven signs your New Year's resolution has already failed.The top eleven signs your New Year's resolution has already failed.

Yes, clicking over to the source link and reading this list counts as an admission that you failed to keep your resolutions (see number three). Better luck next year.

Posted to Weekdaily filed in Funny @ 6:34 AM | Tags (4) | bbspot | fail | funny | resolutions |  | Discuss (0) |  | facebook | twitter | 56 Clicks | Posted by Vin


Friday: January 8, 2010

The top ten things one can learn from the past twenty years of television.The top ten things one can learn from the past twenty years of television.

Presented by Homer Simpson on Late Night with David Letterman. Sadly, 'Cougar Town' is not a show about people getting attacked by giant cats.

Posted to Weekdaily filed in Funny @ 6:40 AM | Tags (8) | funny | homer | letterman | simpsons | television | topten | twenty | years |  | Discuss (0) |  | facebook | twitter | 49 Clicks | Posted by Vin


Wednesday: December 30, 2009

Ten words that you really need to stop misspelling.Ten words that you really need to stop misspelling.

I'm pretty sure that I'm guilty of screwing up the 'you're, your' and 'it's, its' rules on multiple occasions. My apologies to all of the English majors who happen to frequent this site.

Posted to Weekdaily filed in Funny @ 6:43 AM | Tags (7) | spelling | mistakes | grammar | theoatmeal | common | dumb | funny |  | Discuss (0) |  | facebook | twitter | 76 Clicks | Posted by Vin


Wednesday: December 23, 2009

The top ten Christmas carols of the 2009 holiday season just for you.The top ten Christmas carols of the 2009 holiday season just for you.

A very entertaining collection of carols for the whole family. Be sure to use these when caroling around the neighborhood, you'll be sure to elicit some kind of reaction from families and friends. Merry holidays.

Posted to Weekdaily filed in Funny @ 6:43 AM | Tags (6) | carols | christmas | funny | holiday | letterman | topten |  | Discuss (0) |  | facebook | twitter | 29 Clicks | Posted by Vin


The top eleven signs that you've received a Christmas card from a geek.The top eleven signs that you've received a Christmas card from a geek.

4.  It contains an in-depth explanation of why the picture of Santa delivering toys on the front represents an impossibility.

Posted to Weekdaily filed in Funny @ 6:10 AM | Tags (7) | bbspot | holidays | geek | list | santa | card | signs |  | Discuss (0) |  | facebook | twitter | 37 Clicks | Posted by Vin


Tuesday: December 22, 2009

Why it's better to pretend you don't know anything about computers.Why it's better to pretend you don't know anything about computers.

Another illustrated guide from the folks at TheOatmeal.com on a subject most geeks know all too well about. Good luck to all of us this holiday season.

Posted to Weekdaily filed in Funny @ 6:36 AM | Tags (7) | computers | theoatmeal | pretend | pc | tech | support | family |  | Discuss (0) |  | facebook | twitter | 53 Clicks | Posted by Vin


Tuesday: December 15, 2009

The top eleven signs that you bought the wrong gift this year.The top eleven signs that you bought the wrong gift this year.

6. After opening, it gets smashed in your face repeatedly, and that's not its intended purpose. 

Posted to Weekdaily filed in Funny @ 6:27 AM | Tags (6) | bbspot | christmas | gift | holidays | present | slurm |  | Discuss (0) |  | facebook | twitter | 39 Clicks | Posted by Vin


Monday: December 14, 2009

The top ten signs you're already having a bad holiday season.The top ten signs you're already having a bad holiday season.

7. Need two hands to count number of times you were electrocuted by Christmas lights.

Posted to Weekdaily filed in Funny @ 6:45 AM | Tags (4) | holiday | letterman | season | topten |  | Discuss (0) |  | facebook | twitter | 34 Clicks | Posted by Vin


Six Lord of The Ring characters who totally dropped the ball.Six Lord of The Ring characters who totally dropped the ball.

He has his human enemy on the ground at his feet. One enemy, with tens of thousands at his back. He then sloooowly reaches out with his ringed hand, allowing his finger to get chopped off. The ring is detached, he dies, his entire empire collapsing with it.

Posted to Weekdaily filed in Funny @ 6:36 AM | Tags (6) | cracked | funny | lordoftherings | lotr | sauron | tolkien |  | Discuss (0) |  | facebook | twitter | 43 Clicks | Posted by Vin


Friday: December 11, 2009

The TechCrunch tablet debacle as explained by the puppet of Walt Mossberg.The TechCrunch tablet debacle as explained by the puppet of Walt Mossberg.

Arrington said this was like Foxconn telling Apple the night before the launch that they'd take care of the iPhone by themselves. This is ingoring the part where Apple actually built the software for the iPhone and TechCrunch is just a blog.

Posted to Weekdaily filed in Funny @ 3:47 PM | Tags (7) | techcruch | puppet | waltmossberg | crunchpad | tablet | debacle | controversy |  | Discuss (0) |  | facebook | twitter | 10 Clicks | Posted by Vin


Monday: December 7, 2009

Eleven of the most embarrassing songs of the 2000s.Eleven of the most embarrassing songs of the 2000s.

...it might as well be the most successful single (it hit #1 in May '07) by the guy who made himself a multi-millionaire by taking his questionable singing voice and using auto-tune to transform himself into a pitch-perfect robot.

Posted to Weekdaily filed in Funny @ 2:41 PM | Tags (9) | songs | embarrassing | 2000 | 11points | funny | robot | autotune | iphone | millionaire |  | Discuss (0) |  | facebook | twitter | 84 Clicks | Posted by Vin


Monday: November 30, 2009

Twenty-nine of the best chalkboard gags ever to appear on The Simpsons.Twenty-nine of the best chalkboard gags ever to appear on The Simpsons.

Hard to believe that there are over four-hundred variations of the chalkboard gag from over twenty seasons of The Simpsons. Want to watch a video of said gags?  There's a YouTube video for that.

Posted to Weekdaily filed in Funny @ 3:04 PM | Tags (5) | simpsons | chalkboard | huffingtonpost | funny | bart |  | Discuss (0) |  | facebook | twitter | 67 Clicks | Posted by Vin


The top ten signs that you may have over-ate on Thanksgiving.The top ten signs that you may have over-ate on Thanksgiving.

4. You receive personalized 'Thank you' note from the president of Butterball.

Posted to Weekdaily filed in Funny @ 6:34 AM | Tags (5) | letterman | topten | butterball | turkey | thanksgiving |  | Discuss (0) |  | facebook | twitter | 24 Clicks | Posted by Vin


Tuesday: November 24, 2009

Eleven more signs that you're at a geek's house for Thanksgiving.Eleven more signs that you're at a geek's house for Thanksgiving.

8. Turkey outfitted with fans to keep it cool, and neon lights to make it glow.

Posted to Weekdaily filed in Funny @ 6:43 AM | Tags (8) | geek | bbspot | thanksgiving | holiday | neon | turkey | glowing | funny |  | Discuss (0) |  | facebook | twitter | 26 Clicks | Posted by Vin


Thursday: November 19, 2009

The top eleven reasons why Darth Vader would make a bad lunch date.The top eleven reasons why Darth Vader would make a bad lunch date.

3. Keeps saying 'I have you now' every time he picks up something with the chopsticks.

Posted to Weekdaily filed in Funny @ 6:31 AM | Tags (6) | bad | bbspot | darthvader | date | funny | lunch |  | Discuss (0) |  | facebook | twitter | 39 Clicks | Posted by Vin


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